1 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:15,000 From the Private Lives of the Pilot Brothers 2 00:00:23,701 --> 00:00:28,000 The Pilot Brothers Drink Tea in the Evenings 3 00:00:33,901 --> 00:00:37,301 Summer, year 1950 South-western Sahara Hotel "NORTH" 4 00:00:46,002 --> 00:00:49,202 Damn stinky little hole! 5 00:00:49,303 --> 00:00:50,553 Hello! Telephone? Hello! 6 00:00:51,054 --> 00:00:52,554 Hello?! ...Phooey! 7 00:00:52,655 --> 00:00:53,655 Ah... 8 00:00:53,906 --> 00:00:56,656 How I anger at local telephone companies! 9 00:00:56,757 --> 00:00:58,457 Oh, this fan! 10 00:00:58,458 --> 00:01:00,558 [...] 11 00:01:00,959 --> 00:01:05,059 I've had enough of this fatiguing and sweating!! 12 00:01:06,360 --> 00:01:07,460 Where's that... 13 00:01:07,461 --> 00:01:09,161 Hello?! Hello!!! 14 00:01:09,712 --> 00:01:10,812 Phooey! 15 00:01:10,863 --> 00:01:14,163 Where is my towel here? Huh?! 16 00:01:15,414 --> 00:01:16,514 Where...? 17 00:01:16,515 --> 00:01:19,515 Ein, zwei, drei, vier... [...] 18 00:01:31,116 --> 00:01:34,316 Town of Berdichev, 17:00 19 00:01:59,417 --> 00:02:02,017 Colleague, would you agree that we are out of boiled water? 20 00:02:02,618 --> 00:02:05,818 "Out of... boiled water..." 21 00:02:17,469 --> 00:02:18,619 Hello? 22 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:20,420 Hello? 23 00:02:20,721 --> 00:02:22,071 Is this Mr. Karbofoss? 24 00:02:22,122 --> 00:02:24,722 Yes, it is I! Ich bin Karbofoss! 25 00:02:24,923 --> 00:02:26,723 Did you order a call to Berdichev? 26 00:02:27,524 --> 00:02:29,224 Ja, ja, natürlich! 27 00:02:31,775 --> 00:02:34,275 - Hello... just a minute... - Oh, Chief! 28 00:02:34,376 --> 00:02:35,526 It's for you! 29 00:02:35,827 --> 00:02:37,777 I'm connecting you... you can speak now. 30 00:02:38,028 --> 00:02:40,428 Hey, you! I am demand my elephant returned! 31 00:02:40,529 --> 00:02:42,129 I caught him in dense... 32 00:02:42,230 --> 00:02:46,530 ...jungle and was his owner! I will rob and steal him... 33 00:02:46,631 --> 00:02:49,031 ...back from you! Hello!! You return me everything!! 34 00:02:49,032 --> 00:02:51,632 I will count "ein", I will count "zwei", 35 00:02:51,633 --> 00:02:55,033 and when I count to "drei" it will be very... bad for you! 36 00:02:55,134 --> 00:02:56,534 Is that understood?! 37 00:02:56,935 --> 00:03:00,935 Hello! I do not want for my elephant living in the nasty Berdichev, 38 00:03:00,986 --> 00:03:03,836 I want living my elephant in [...] 39 00:03:03,837 --> 00:03:06,387 I demand moral compensation [...] 40 00:03:06,488 --> 00:03:10,688 I do not want for my elephant living for damned Pilot Brothers! 41 00:03:10,789 --> 00:03:12,539 I wanted to take my elephant... 42 00:03:12,540 --> 00:03:13,640 - Water! - What? 43 00:03:13,741 --> 00:03:15,341 - Water. - What, Chief? 44 00:03:15,442 --> 00:03:18,492 - Bring me water. - I want to receive lots of... 45 00:03:18,593 --> 00:03:20,293 ...money, in various currencies! 46 00:03:20,344 --> 00:03:23,144 And you receive my elephant for free?! 47 00:03:23,145 --> 00:03:27,145 - If you had not stolen my elephant... - Well, Chief, is that enough? 48 00:03:27,146 --> 00:03:28,146 - Enough. 49 00:03:28,147 --> 00:03:30,797 ...I would have enough to lord over everyone! 50 00:03:30,848 --> 00:03:34,148 [...] natürlich, achtung, achtung! 51 00:03:34,149 --> 00:03:37,949 This is what I say... [...] ...Karbofoss! 52 00:03:41,550 --> 00:03:43,550 Mr. Karbofoss, have you finished? 53 00:03:43,751 --> 00:03:46,251 Yes! I have said everything! 54 00:03:46,552 --> 00:03:47,352 Excellent. 55 00:03:47,453 --> 00:03:49,153 Call us again same time tomorrow. 56 00:03:49,154 --> 00:03:50,854 We will once again be drinking tea then, 57 00:03:50,955 --> 00:03:55,055 and will gladly converse with you on the subject of our dear elephant. 58 00:04:30,856 --> 00:04:33,856 "The Case of the Tea Drinking" 59 00:04:39,724 --> 00:04:41,024 screenplay - Aleksandr Tatarskiy, Valeriy Kachayev, Andrey Kolpin 60 00:04:41,175 --> 00:04:43,375 directors Andrey Kolpin, Valeriy Kachayev 61 00:04:43,526 --> 00:04:45,776 camera - Oleg Kuzovkov ass. camera - N. Tihonov, V. Apollonova 62 00:04:45,927 --> 00:04:48,177 sound - Slava Tarasov, montage - Lyudmila Kopteva, Yelena Vinokurova 63 00:04:48,428 --> 00:04:50,628 art director - Andrey Kuznetsov backgrounds - Irina Nazarova 64 00:04:50,879 --> 00:04:51,879 animators - S. Gordeyev, V. Orlov, O. Korastelev, A. Albayev, S. Sherenov, 65 00:04:51,980 --> 00:04:53,080 Ye. Chernova, O. Ten, S. Merinov, K. Kravchenko, M. Nikulina 66 00:04:53,131 --> 00:04:55,481 assistants - L. Kozlova, A. Zlotnikova, O. Fomushkina, B. Nesterova, G. Gordeyeva 67 00:04:55,632 --> 00:04:56,832 The film uses characters by I. Kovalyov and A. Tatarskiy, (c) Second Frod 68 00:04:56,883 --> 00:04:57,783 music - Yuriy Chernavskiy 69 00:04:57,884 --> 00:05:00,184 actors - Vsevolod Abdulov, Yefim Shifrin, Aleksandr Pozharov 70 00:05:00,285 --> 00:05:02,585 producers - A. Tatarskiy, I. Gelashvili, A. Prohorov 71 00:05:02,886 --> 00:05:05,086 artistic supervisor Aleksandr Tatarskiy 72 00:05:05,337 --> 00:05:11,387 Telephone service kindly provided by the joint-stock company "The Final Phonecall" 73 00:05:11,488 --> 00:05:14,038 The End (c) Pilot Studio, 1996 74 00:05:14,139 --> 00:05:16,089 (subtitles by Niffiwan)